May 2013
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Three year-old me: oh my god dinosaur-shaped chicken nuggets.
Me now: oh my god dinosaur-shaped chicken nuggets.
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littlemixbutts:
bodenniss:
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i wish i was a mermaid so i could have a nice shiny tail and a pretty seashell bra and a beautiful voice that i could use to entice cute boys and make them crash their ships and drown at sea so human women could rise as the dominate gender of the land
well that escalated quickly
paige i’m a lesbian why would i entice cute boys where did you...
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paelmoon:
At this point I’ve read so much Swan Queen fanfiction, if they don’t at least hug on the show, I’m going to explode. And curse you Lana Parrilla, for being so god damn sexy.
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Hazy Clarity
skinnylittlelesbian:
Pairing: pre-Emma Swan/Regina Mills Rating: K Warnings: None. Word Count: ~800 Chapter: 1/1 - Follow Up To The Emotionally Confusing Roger Note: I apologize if I’m offending someone by combining prompts where I deem appropriate. I’m just drowning. Preview:
She saw him glance once more at Regina, which made her stomach churn more than the seasickness. The look cause of a...
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The Emotionally Confusing Roger
skinnylittlelesbian:
Pairing: pre-Emma Swan/Regina Mills Rating: K Warnings: None. Word Count: ~1,600 Chapter: 1/1 - Followed Up By Hazy Clarity Note: My one true weakness is canon compliance. And pirate ships. That and titles. Preview:
“Relax, Miss Swan.”
“I am relaxed.” Emma held part of the rigging in one of her hands. It made her nervous to stand so near to the edge of the ship, but...
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misandrwitch:
Is This A Kink I Have Or Was This Fic just Really Well Written; an existential crisis in three acts
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A Dark Ocean, a Swan Queen story →
chilly-flame:
Hello friends and followers and fans of Swan Queen!
I have finally, finally completed the story I’ve been working on since January. I’ve had quite a few stops and starts over the past five months, but it’s ready to go. It will exist on AO3 only for now, but once LJ resolves its issues, I’ll eventually post there as well.
This story was written in honor of a Hurricane Sandy...
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i-o-u-an-assbutt:
iamaproudsuperwholockian:
counting-to-one-hundred:
APPARENTLY ACCORDING TO CBC NEWS TUMBLR IS KNOWN FOR “Foul language and nude photos”
REALLY? THATS ALL? WHY NOT THE AMAZING ARTISTS? THE SOCIAL JUSTICE? EVEN THE PHOTOGRAPHS ON THE SO CALLED “HIPSTER BLOGS”
WE ARE MORE THAN JUST FOUL LANGUAGE AND NUDE PHOTOS. WE ARE SO MUCH MORE THAN THAT
Are we?
yes we fucking are...
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Getting on your period right before a big event
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smileyrosieee:
iwannabeahistorymaker:
and you’re like
So accurate it hurts
I’ve almost cried a couple of times in the past..
im sorry i think you meant every convention i have ever attended
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thepriceismeg:
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rizzlebarry:
Headcanon: Maura convinces Jane to come over on a rainy afternoon to play Scrabble. Jane, who has been working up the courage to say “the L word”, gets a stroke of brazen creativity and spells out ILOVEYOU with tiles. Looking up from recording their scores, Maura glances down at Jane’s word and simply says. “Invalid play: ‘I love you’ is not...
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shutupmerlin:
My grandmother grew up in this tiny village in Barbados, and she was the only kid in the village to have a cricket bat. She used to play with all the boys, but then they started stealing the bat every time she bought it out of the house and saying that she couldn’t play because girls shouldn’t play sport. So one day she invited them to come play cricket, then set fire to the bat...
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maggotbrainnn:
stalkingdaley:
my life is dedicated to people I don’t even know
my life is dedicated to people that don’t even exist
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idreaminwords:
Do you ever look up from reading a book and get disoriented because you’re actually in your bedroom or class or somewhere that isn’t the story?
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ghosteh13:
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demeaniac:
what if with our first clot of air when we are born we inhale a soul, and every time we breathe out, we squeeze a tiny part of our souls out. would our final breath actually be the very last soul fragment leaving our bodies?
Woah woah wait
you know those things that say “you become like the 5 people you hang out with the most”
that would explain...
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daisyfairy:
DAILY REMINDER THAT IT’S OKAY TO HATE THE PEOPLE WHO’VE TREATED YOU BADLY AND IT DOESN’T MAKE YOU A BAD PERSON
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yuppadupp:
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districteverthorne:
what if someone wrote a book and the plot was basically amazing and the characters were awesome and at the end of the book, you’re dying to know what happens, all you see is a ripped page and the author actually did it on purpose and you’ll never know what happens because all the other published copies are like that too
calm down satan
Time...
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Me: Harry Potter is, like, the gateway fandom. You start reading the books, then all of a sudden you have a Sonic Screw driver, you're carrying salt everywhere and awkwardly in love with Sherlock Holmes and you don't really know how any of it happened, but your pretty sure it started because Mr. and Mrs. Vernon Dursely of 4 Privet Drive were proud to say that they were perfectly normal thank you very much.
Friend: I don't even know how to respond to that.
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